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Category: Satire

Posted onJanuary 6, 2023January 6, 2023Politics

McCarthy Agrees to be Blood-Eagled for the Speakership

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As a sign that a deal has been struck to get Kevin McCarthy to 218 votes for speaker, the former Republican minority leader of the…

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Posted onJanuary 4, 2023January 4, 2023Politics

McCarthy Wins Speakership on the 312th Vote After Freedom Caucus Members Drop Dead

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Kevin McCarthy has won the speakership on the 312th vote after a dozen GOP defectors from the Freedom Caucus died of old age and/or excessive…

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Posted onJanuary 3, 2023January 4, 2023Satire

Doctor Concludes Football is Dangerous to One’s Health

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A medical doctor has confirmed football can be dangerous to one’s physical health. Many have suspected this to be the case for decades, but only…

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Posted onJanuary 2, 2023December 28, 2022Politics

Study Determines Nearly 5% of Inmates Sentenced to Death in Texas Were The Wrong Prisoners

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A study conducted over the past quarter century has determined that 4.6% of all inmates sentenced to death in the state of Texas since 1998…

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  • Political Cartoonist Struggles to Caricature Senator Tuberville

    May 6, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    A cartoonist assigned to draw U.S. Senator Tommy Tuberville admits he’s having trouble caricaturing the senator who he claims looks exactly like what someone would…

  • White Birthday Balloon Mistaken for Communist China Spy

    February 25, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    A white balloon discovered in the skies of Montana and first thought to be a part of a Chinese spying operation turns out to be…

  • Hollywood to Kill Bruce Wayne’s Parents Again, Filmmaker Promises

    February 5, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Speaking anonymously so as not to break any contractual agreements, a famous big budget filmmaker has promised that Hollywood is not done yet with Bruce…

  • Luka Doncic Passes Kidney Stone on Basketball Court & Scores 42 Points

    January 23, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Luka Doncic was seen wincing on the court and holding his lower back on Thursday before he not only went on to score 42 points…

  • McCarthy Agrees to be Blood-Eagled for the Speakership

    January 6, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    As a sign that a deal has been struck to get Kevin McCarthy to 218 votes for speaker, the former Republican minority leader of the…

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