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Posted onJune 11, 2022June 11, 2022Satire

Billionaire Family Fights Over Deceased Father’s Netflix Bill

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The children of a wealthy oil executive are fighting over the multi-billion estate he bequeathed to them, but it’s not about who gets the greatest…

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Posted onMay 26, 2022May 26, 2022Satire

Xfinity Rolls Out Fix-it-Yourself Program

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Given the wildly successful self-repair program started by Apple, Comcast Xfinity, one of the country’s largest cable & internet providers, has begun sending out their…

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  • Hollywood to Kill Bruce Wayne’s Parents Again, Filmmaker Promises

    February 5, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Speaking anonymously so as not to break any contractual agreements, a famous big budget filmmaker has promised that Hollywood is not done yet with Bruce…

  • Luka Doncic Passes Kidney Stone on Basketball Court & Scores 42 Points

    January 23, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Luka Doncic was seen wincing on the court and holding his lower back on Thursday before he not only went on to score 42 points…

  • McCarthy Agrees to be Blood-Eagled for the Speakership

    January 6, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    As a sign that a deal has been struck to get Kevin McCarthy to 218 votes for speaker, the former Republican minority leader of the…

  • McCarthy Wins Speakership on the 312th Vote After Freedom Caucus Members Drop Dead

    January 4, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Kevin McCarthy has won the speakership on the 312th vote after a dozen GOP defectors from the Freedom Caucus died of old age and/or excessive…

  • Doctor Concludes Football is Dangerous to One’s Health

    January 4, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    A medical doctor has confirmed football can be dangerous to one’s physical health. Many have suspected this to be the case for decades, but only…

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31 Jan

How can the people's voice be heard if George Santos steps down from these committees? We were told the reason he remained in Congress was because the people had spoken. I'm so confused! 🥴

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29 Jan

new beat tape this Friday

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29 Jan

This is the man conservatives are ready to get behind? He’ll toss red meat all day, but no substance to any claims. An awful lot like Don the Con.

'Indoctrination'? Banning Black history? Unraveling competing claims about rejected Florida AP class https://www.politifact.com/article/2023/jan/25/indoctrination-banning-black-history-unraveling-co/

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