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Posted onSeptember 12, 2008Uncategorized

Shopping Cart Chaos

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Today, one look at your local Wal-Mart parking lot will tell you shopping carts don’t get the respect they used to. Invented by Sylvan Goldman,…

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Had a great satire idea/headline last night when half awake/half dreaming. Told myself, "I'll remember it in the morning," eyes closed.

Completely forgot what the idea was...🤣

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#TrumpIndictment
Tucker Carlson is a coward.

"The video #TuckerCarlson doesn't want you to watch:

...@nowthisnews has obtained the full segment with historian @rcbregman that Fox News is refusing to air"

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Real or Fake: Bill Introduced in Pa. Legislature Would Require a Media Literacy Curriculum in Public Schools | The Keystone https://keystonenewsroom.com/story/real-or-fake-bill-introduced-in-pa-legislature-would-require-a-media-literacy-curriculum-in-public-schools/

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