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Posted onFebruary 5, 2023February 5, 2023Satire

Hollywood to Kill Bruce Wayne’s Parents Again, Filmmaker Promises

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Speaking anonymously so as not to break any contractual agreements, a famous big budget filmmaker has promised that Hollywood is not done yet with Bruce…

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    By Derek Postlewaite

    A white balloon discovered in the skies of Montana and first thought to be a part of a Chinese spying operation turns out to be…

  • Hollywood to Kill Bruce Wayne’s Parents Again, Filmmaker Promises

    February 5, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Speaking anonymously so as not to break any contractual agreements, a famous big budget filmmaker has promised that Hollywood is not done yet with Bruce…

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    By Derek Postlewaite

    Luka Doncic was seen wincing on the court and holding his lower back on Thursday before he not only went on to score 42 points…

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    January 6, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    As a sign that a deal has been struck to get Kevin McCarthy to 218 votes for speaker, the former Republican minority leader of the…

  • McCarthy Wins Speakership on the 312th Vote After Freedom Caucus Members Drop Dead

    January 4, 2023

    By Derek Postlewaite

    Kevin McCarthy has won the speakership on the 312th vote after a dozen GOP defectors from the Freedom Caucus died of old age and/or excessive…

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DePostlewaiteDerek Postlewaite@DePostlewaite·
23 Mar

What's sad and pathetic is that Twitter is still better than reach-strangling Facebook.

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DePostlewaiteDerek Postlewaite@DePostlewaite·
23 Mar

I feel like this is all the headlines about this dirtbag’s lawsuits ever say. Delay, delay, delay. Justice at a snail’s pace, but if you rob a Taco Bell, you’ll sleep a night in a jail cell the same night.

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DePostlewaiteDerek Postlewaite@DePostlewaite·
21 Mar

Had a great satire idea/headline last night when half awake/half dreaming. Told myself, "I'll remember it in the morning," eyes closed.

Completely forgot what the idea was...🤣

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